My manager told us to 'find our why' in this challenging quarter.

My 'why' is definitely the direct deposit.

I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient'

which is easy to say when your mortgage is paid off and avocado toast was 50 cents

I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019

My boss asked for our "personal growth goals" this quarter.

I told him mine was successfully ignoring all LinkedIn articles about "crushing it."