So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my new diet.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.