Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged!

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.