Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was to die for

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!

Why did the Cyclops get fired from the photography studio?

Because he couldn't see things from more than one perspective.