Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

Because they always find the sweetest routes!

Why did the candy corn go to the party?

Because it was a-maize-ing

Why did the black cat join a band on Halloween night?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!