Knock knock. Who's there? You tell me.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

You tell me who? No, *you* tell *me* who's there. I'm the one knocking, how should I know who's inside?

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Otto B.

Otto B. who? Otto B. a crime if you didn't laugh at that groan-worthy pun!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me.

It's me who? It's me, and I'm not here for a joke. I actually need to borrow a cup of sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Wait.

Wait who? Wait a second, I thought *you* were supposed to tell *me* who's there!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke.

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