✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistTuesday, August 11, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? You tell me.
You tell me who? No, *you* tell *me* who's there. I'm the one knocking, how should I know who's inside?
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Hearse.
Hearse who? Hearse a real groaner for ya: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to roll with the big timers!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.
Dough who? Dough-n't worry, I'm just here for the bread!
Knock knock. Who's there? Who.
Who who? No, YOU'RE asking 'who.' I'm 'Who.'
Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.
Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.
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