I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day

Now he's saucier than the barbecue

I asked my dad what he's looking forward to most as he gets older on Father's Day, and he smiled

He said, 'being called grandpa, because that's the only time I'll be able to give advice without being asked for it.'

My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper

but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower

My dad's lawn care routine is so rigorous,

I'm starting to think he's not trying to win the neighborhood lawn competition, but the heart of the mailman who has to navigate the maze of his perfectly manicured garden