My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.

I asked my dad what his greatest superpower was.

He paused, thought for a moment, and said, "Making sure you always felt loved, even when I was just telling you to turn off the lights."

My dad always told me there wasn't a problem he couldn't fix.

And he was right. Every time I had one, he'd just tell me a truly awful dad joke, and suddenly, my problem felt a little less overwhelming... and I felt a lot more loved.

My dad always says, 'A project well begun is half done.'

Which explains why most of his home improvement projects are still in the 'tool organization' phase.