Why did the banshee go to voice therapy?

Because it wanted to learn to scream more constructively.

Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle with job interviews?

He always had too many loose ends!

Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

Because it was feeling a little wrapped up in its problems.

Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

He couldn't remember if he was supposed to wrap the candy or unwrap it!