Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween night?

He was outstanding in his field... of candy!

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!

Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

Because it was a hanging good time!