What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!

Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

Because he heard it was to die for.

Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

Because it was loaded with too much "sweet" cargo!