Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?

He didn't have the guts!

Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

Because he heard it was a real scream

Why did the Minotaur dread going to IKEA?

He could never find his way out of the showrooms!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster go to the cooking class?

Because he wanted to learn how to bolt together a good meal