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One-Liner DadSaturday, April 4, 2026
My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics
and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us
I'm a baker now, but I'm feeling crumby about my new career choice.
My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.
I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.
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