I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!