My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I was trying to teach my kids about gardening, and we planted a small tree in our backyard. They were excited to see it grow, and we started talking about the different types of trees you can plant. I asked my kids what they thought our tree would look like in a few years, and they said

it would be a tree-mendous success!