So, I was at the bakery this morning, picking up some fresh bread for breakfast. The baker was telling me about how early he has to start every day to get everything ready.

I guess he really kneads his job.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!

So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

I tried to start a garden in my backyard, but it's been a real struggle.

I guess you could say it's a growing concern.