👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadWednesday, May 13, 2026
My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.
I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.
More Dad Jokes
I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me
it was a tint of a problem
So I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a huge display of eggs. The kids were cracking each other up, making jokes about eggs, and we started talking about omelets and scrambled eggs. I asked the store manager if they had any special deals on eggs, and he said
they were egg-cellent values
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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