👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadWednesday, May 13, 2026
My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.
I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.
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I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.
I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time.
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