👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadWednesday, May 13, 2026
My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.
I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.
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