Why did Frosty have a hard time paying his bills on time?

Because he was always a little flaky with his payments and would often melt under pressure!

Why did Santa's elves always struggle with delegation?

Because they wanted to handle every *present* themselves!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Deer-respectful

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.