Why did the Christmas carolers have to take a break from singing?

They kept losing their 'treble'!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman