What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

A moo-sical choir

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

Because they needed some Claus-ure!

What's a candy cane's favorite dance?

The peppermint twist!

Why don't gingerbread men like to sing 'Deck the Halls'?

They're afraid they'll fa la la la la, la la la la... fall apart!