Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section

What do you call a reindeer who's an excellent decorator?

Deer-ator

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!