Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why did the Christmas stocking go to therapy?

It had a lot of hang-ups.

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

You look great, fir real!

Why did Santa hire a new team for quality control at the North Pole?

He wanted to make sure every gift was present-able.