✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistMonday, August 17, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? A philosophical question.
A philosophical question who? If a joke falls flat in the forest, and no one laughs, was it ever funny?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sew
Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Elijah.
Elijah who? A light bulb just went off, I've got a brilliant idea for a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Marmalade.
Marmalade who? Ma'am, I'd like to spread some cheer with a joke that's jam-packed with puns!
Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.
Canoe who? Canoe let me in, it's freezing out here!
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