Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It heard it was time to get a good trim and 'Deck the Halls!'

Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

Why did Santa's elves start a newsletter at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to keep everyone claus-ed in on the latest news

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause!