What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!

Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

Why do parents strategically place all the presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve?

To make sure they're all 'grounded' until morning!