Why did Dracula get politely asked to leave the blood bank?

🎃 Halloween Joke

Monster Mash

Thursday, August 20, 2026

He kept asking if they had a 'frequent donor' program.

More Halloween Jokes

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?

He didn't have the guts!

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

They're afraid to unwind!

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

Because he heard it was to die for

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