Why did the computer dress up as a vampire for Halloween?

It wanted to byte all the candy!

Why did the vampire go to the hair salon?

Because he wanted a bloody good haircut.

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!