Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.

Why did Santa's elves start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the clause for celebration and wrap up the music scene!

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

Because they needed some Claus-ure!