My therapist suggested I find a hobby to de-stress.

So now I just stress about whether I'm monetizing my hobbies enough.

I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.

I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse – feels more realistic.