I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

Our CEO told us to 'lean into the discomfort' of our current workload.

I leaned so hard I almost fell into a nap.

My company says 'we're a family here.'

Which explains why I'm emotionally exhausted and constantly planning my escape.

I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just aggressively attached to my couch and refusal to commit to anything else