My manager told us to 'embrace the chaos.'

Which I quickly translated to: 'we're understaffed and you're not getting a raise.'

I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.

I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.

My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.