๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialMonday, May 4, 2026
My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.
So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.
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So I immediately started doomscrolling to escape it.
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