๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialSaturday, August 22, 2026
My therapist told me I need to embrace vulnerability.
So I immediately bought a weighted blanket so heavy I can barely move.
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now I just get anxious about how anxious I'm going to get
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