My therapist told me I need to confront my fears.

So I started a podcast about all my anxieties instead.

My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.

And just living in that.

I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails, and they said

it's about 'being present' and 'synergy' – code for 'I don't trust you to actually read the email'.

My boss told me to 'leverage my personal brand' to help the company grow.

I told him my personal brand is 'exhausted and questioning everything'.