Why did Medusa get terrible service at the hair salon?

Because every time the stylist looked at her, they turned to stone!

Why was the mummy always so bad at using his new smartphone?

He kept getting completely wrapped up in the apps!

Why did the mummy cancel his plans?

He was all wrapped up!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package