What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trom-bone.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

Why did the Yeti get kicked out of the coffee shop?

Because it was caught abominably hogging the WiFi

Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.