✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockSunday, August 23, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne.
Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.
Knock knock. Who's there? Accordion.
Accordion who? Accordion to the weather report, it's going to rain!
Knock knock. Who's there? No one.
No one who? Exactly.
Knock knock. Who's there? Wu
Wu who? Wu don't know, I'm having an identity crisis, but I'm paws-itive I'll fur-get about it.
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