I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I can healthily detach from my responsibilities and procrastinate with self-awareness

My manager told me to 'optimize my passion' for the company.

But honestly, my only passion right now is optimizing my sleep schedule.

My side hustle spreadsheet

has more rows than my actual monthly budget.

My idea of 'investing in real estate' is now just buying a really nice tent.