I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

I'm juggling so many side hustles,

I just asked my barista if they offer health insurance.

I'm trying to adult, but the housing market is tough

I've got a 401k, but it's just a list of 401 reasons I'll never own a home

My manager keeps telling us to 'stay positive and pivot' through 'unprecedented challenges.'

I think 'pivot' is just corporate speak for 'deal with it, we're adding more to your plate.'