Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the public swimming pool?

His cannonball made a tsunami!

What did the trick-or-treater say when the vampire opened the door?

Fangs for the candy!

Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle so much with his new IKEA furniture?

He just couldn't get all the 'parts' to come together correctly!

Why did the werewolf refuse to go to the barber on a full moon?

He was afraid of getting a 'wolf cut' he didn't ask for!