I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

My boomer parents told me to invest in real estate.

Now my single houseplant counts as my entire property portfolio.

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.

So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.