My side hustle spreadsheet

has more rows than my actual monthly budget.

I’m saving up for a house.

I just realized my 'down payment fund' could maybe buy a really nice refrigerator.

My boomer dad told me to 'just buy a house like we did.'

I told him I'm still saving for the security deposit on my *dream* cardboard box.

My manager called a 30-minute meeting to discuss how to make meetings more efficient.

I just RSVP'd 'maybe' to life itself.