I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice,

but it turns out 'just start a garden' doesn't actually pay my rent.

I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

but at this rate, I'll be able to afford a mortgage when I'm eligible for a senior discount