๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.
Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.
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I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
My therapist said I need to 'regulate my nervous system.'
My nervous system said, 'Just one more TikTok.'
I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy
now I can identify at least five different ways I'm procrastinating on my therapy homework
I finally finished my masterpiece.
It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.
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