I'm trying to buy a house, but it seems like the only thing I can afford is the Zillow subscription

My therapist suggested I find a hobby to de-stress.

So now I just stress about whether I'm monetizing my hobbies enough.

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I love how our company says 'we're a family here'

except when it's performance review time and suddenly I'm a foster kid up for adoption