I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house

He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.