Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks

I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list

I told my dad I was really looking forward to a relaxing Father's Day.

He just replied, 'Hi Looking Forward, I'm Dad! Now, who's going to help me check the propane on the grill?'

My dad always says, 'A project well begun is half done.'

Which explains why most of his home improvement projects are still in the 'tool organization' phase.

I asked my dad what his secret ingredient was for the perfect Father's Day BBQ

He said it was a dash of love, a pinch of patience, and a whole lot of lecturing about how I'm doing it wrong