๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadTuesday, April 28, 2026
Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
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For Father's Day, I told my dad he could be in charge of absolutely everything.
He immediately adjusted the thermostat, offered unsolicited grilling tips, and then looked at me and said, 'Hi son, I'm dad!'
I asked my dad what his superpower was on Father's Day
He said it was his ability to turn any conversation into a discussion about the perfect grill temperature
I framed a picture of my dad's handyman to-do list for Father's Day
And he said it was the first time someone finally understood his life's work
My dad's idea of retirement is
spending 40 hours a week in the garage, but now he's getting paid in satisfaction instead of a paycheck.
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