So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised

I tried to catch a fish with my bare hands

But it was a reel challenge

I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition