I've been trying to organize my spice rack...

It's taking a lot of my thyme.

I was at the beach with my family, building an epic sandcastle with moats, towers, and a big flag on top. As we were finishing up, a strong gust of wind came by and knocked over our masterpiece. My kids were really upset, but I just smiled and told them

don't worry, it's just a grain of sand off our backs!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.