Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

Why did the Christmas caroling group always skip the 'figgy pudding' verse?

They couldn't agree on whether it was gluten-free or not.

Why did Santa's reindeer finally hire a labor lawyer?

They felt their working conditions were getting a bit un-stable.

What's a Christmas magician's favorite type of music?

Wrap music.