๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialFriday, August 28, 2026
My therapist told me my anxious attachment style stems from inconsistent parenting.
Now I just apologize to my houseplants for not watering them consistently.
More Millennial Jokes
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
I've been searching for a affordable apartment
but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms,
but so far my go-to coping mechanism is just telling people I'm doing the work in therapy.
My boss told us 'we're a family here,'
which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.
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