I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.

She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'

My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.

I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse – feels more realistic.

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

My manager encouraged us to 'find our passion project.'

Mine is making sure I don't die at my desk.