Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019

I'm trying to buy a house, but it seems like the only thing I can afford is the Zillow subscription