👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadSunday, May 24, 2026
My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.
He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.
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