✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistSaturday, August 29, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? A series of percussive sounds.
A series of percussive sounds who? A series of percussive sounds doesn't usually introduce itself, but I felt it was important to be precise about what just occurred.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Cereal
Cereal who? Cereal-ly good at making bad jokes, it's a grain of truth!
Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda.
Wanda who? Wanda why you won't open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.
Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.
Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
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