✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockSunday, April 19, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda.
Wanda who? Wanda why you won't open the door!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? A man with a
manuscript for a knock-knock joke, but he's struggling to come up with a decent punchline, and honestly, it's just getting a bit meta at this point.
Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.
Tank who? Tank you for opening the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.
Canoe who? Canoe let me in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupt
tion. Wait, no. I'm not going to finish the joke. I'm just going to leave you hanging like this, because that's kind of like life, isn't it?
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