๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraFriday, September 4, 2026
My bank told me I qualify for a mortgage.
I laughed so hard my avocado toast fell.
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The 'starter' part must refer to starting your multi-decade debt spiral.
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Now I can cry about my student loans in a more intentional way
I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy
But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them
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Now I'm just anxious about not making progress in therapy
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