๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraFriday, September 4, 2026
My bank told me I qualify for a mortgage.
I laughed so hard my avocado toast fell.
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I'm trying to work on my avoidant attachment style.
My current strategy is mostly just avoiding any situation that might trigger it.
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
I've been trying to practice self-compassion in therapy
but it's hard when my inner critic has a stronger Twitter presence than my inner peace
My therapist told me I need to be more mindful of my triggers.
Now every time my phone battery drops below 50%, I know it's going to be a rough day.
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