๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
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I've been working on my financial literacy.
Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.
I finally finished my masterpiece.
It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
I finally feel like I'm really adulting.
I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.
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