๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkSaturday, September 5, 2026
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to go down on her like it was my last meal.
I told her I'd rather save room for dessert.
More Dirty Jokes
My neighbor asked if I could help her with her garden project last weekend. She wanted me to get down low, handle something long and stiff, really work it back and forth, and then help her get it standing straight up.
She was trying to build a new trellis for her climbing roses.
My wife told me she needed me to really get down and dirty tonight, handle something long and stiff, and then help her get it off.
She just wanted me to help her change the vacuum cleaner bag.
My pool instructor told me the most important thing is to keep a firm grip on the cue stick.
He said you have to know how to really stroke it smoothly for a clean break and a tight pocket.
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be more adventurous in bed.
I said, 'Honey, I already tried that. Last week I spent twenty minutes looking for your clitoris.'
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