I've been seeing a professional glassblower, and she's been instructing me on the art of shaping and molding a hot, delicate piece.

It's all about the gentle touch and knowing when to blow.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her 'knight in shining armor' in the bedroom.

So I showed up in full plate mail and spent the next hour trying to figure out how to get my dick out.

I've been learning how to make the perfect soufflé from a French chef

She says the key is to beat it until it rises, then take it out before it falls

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer