๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSaturday, September 5, 2026
My dad said he didn't need anything for Father's Day this year.
But I know he'd be thrilled if someone just found that obscure Allen wrench he swore he lost 'right after he finished assembling that bookshelf in 2017.'
More Father's Day Jokes
I once asked my dad how he always knew the way home, even before GPS existed.
He just winked and said, 'It's easy. I always know the way back to you kids.' And that's the best navigation system a dad can have.
Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
On Father's Day morning, I asked my dad if he was hungry for breakfast.
He just looked at me, grinned, and said, "No, but I'm 'Dad,' and I'm ready for pancakes!"
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just sighed, looked at the garage door, and said, 'Honestly? Just 10 minutes alone with the power drill, and maybe to finally figure out where that missing Philips head screwdriver went after the great fence-mending of 2017.'
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